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Hunt Headlines - July 2007

China Celebrates Number 1 Carnival

July 31st 2007 07:20

"CHINA DENIES RIGHTS ABUSES"

Today the Headline Hunter has found an original thought in the form of this Headline in the Sydney Morning Herald of July 31-2007.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO SOMERSAULTS

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Carnival
Highlights
Include
Nude
Activists.

Diplomats
Enjoy
Naked
Invention
Exciting
Sinologists.

Rights
In
General
Human
Trampled:

Squish.

After
Breakfast
Unfettered
Squadrons
Ensure
Security.

That Headline again:

"CHINA DENIES RIGHTS ABUSES"

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No Food For Thought, Zimbabwe Kitchen.

July 30th 2007 04:07

"MUGABE'S ELITE SHOPS IN STYLE AS A NATION STARVES"

Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of July 30.

THE GRIM SHOPKEEPER

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Read down and along for ultimate reading pleasure.

Miserable
Underbelly
Groans
Again
Bemoaning
Empty
Shelves.

Except
Locally
In
Tyrant's
Enclave.

Swollen
Hampers
Overstuff
Presidential
Stomach.

Indecent
Nation.

Sometimes
Terrible
Yearnings
Launch
Enlightenment.

Apprehensive
Sufferers,

Arise.

Needed.
Assistance
To
Impugn
Ogre
Now!

Stand
Together,
Applaud
Rebellion,
Valiantly
Exorcise
Slaughterhouse.

That Headline again:

"Mugabe's Elite Shops In Style As A Nation Starves"

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Drug Racing- Number 1 Rat(ette) Pack Pastime.

July 29th 2007 05:01

Richie To Serve Four Days In Jail...Sydney Sunday Telegraph July 29-2007

I Thought You Said Drug Racing!

So , another Habitue of Hollywood bites the dust....another role model to the ridiculous heads to the Bighouse.

Huntheadlines pays homage to the Ratette Pack based on the headline:

"RICHIE TO SERVE FOUR DAYS IN JAIL"

Read Down and Across for Maximum Benefit.

Recurrent
Inebriated
Calamity
Hangsover
Inconsequential
Exhibitionists.

Terminally
Odious.

Self-absorbed
Entertainment
Royalty
Veers
Erratically.

Flashy
Obscenities
Under
Review.

Drug
Addled
Yesterday's
Spears.

Intemperate
Nightbirds.

Judiciously
Abandon
Imitating
Lohan.

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Tony Soprano Role Model!?

July 27th 2007 02:21

An alleged big noting Australian Drug Baron should have taken the advice of his Wife and Business Associate and played things a little bit more low key. His creation of a Versace styled palazzo and other gold plated necessities has led to them both being nabbed and in an email from the wife to her husband she exhorts him to be more discreet, "Do you see Tony Soprano doing that?" she asks in reference to his inability to lay low and keep the heat off.