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Hunt Headlines - August 2007

The World Around Us.

August 22nd 2007 14:47
Today the Headline Hunter comes from Osaka in Japan where the Daily Yomiuri punches on Page 5:

"EX-SADDAM AIDES GO ON TRIAL"

The story is terrific.

It tells the tale of the trial of 15 cohorts of the dead dictator, 3 of whom are already facing death from other matters.

Please read down and across for total horror.

Extreme
X-rating!


Satans
And
Democracies
Diligently
Abet
Murder.

Asinine
Interrogators
Destroy
Endemically...
Surely.

Go
Ogle!

Out
Now!

Tyranny
Reaks,
Illiciting

Assaulted
Longing.

A reminder:

"EX-SADDAM AIDES GO ON TRIAL"
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Greed , Better Than Sex.

August 16th 2007 01:58
Hello Orblers, thanking you in anticipation of the hopefully illuminating outcome derived from the casting of your discerning eye/s down and across today's Huntheadlines Headline:

"A CORRECTION WE HAD TO HAVE."

This spectacular Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, August 16-2007.

The story associated with this Headline relates to the current realtime Economic Turmoil on the World Scene. It continues as we stand here.

As mentioned , read Down and Across for maximum opportunity.

Ahoy!

Contemplate
Original
Rudiments
Recklessly,
Encountering
Crunch-time
Trembles,
Interestingly,
Occasionally,
Nurtures.

Wobbling
Entrepreneurs!

Hard-hat
Advice
Directive.

Tumbling
Organisations!

Holdfast;
Affordable
Variations
Expected.

That Headline again:

"A CORRECTION WE HAD TO HAVE."
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REPOST>>>Motorised Murderers

August 15th 2007 02:54
Having just been nearly forced head on into an oncoming truck due to a totally inhumane idiot with a steering wheel in his hands attempting to pass me at speed on the inside where there was no lane I felt I needed to repost this.

This Post was initially written in response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney and was written to pay respect to the dead and their loved ones.

The Headline and story this Huntheadlines is based on is from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 6-2007.

The Headline:

"HOONS THIS IS WHAT I'D DO TO YOUR CAR"

The Headline refers to the Police Commissioner stating that he'd like to see the cars of these murderers crushed into a block of scrap metal and dumped on their front lawns.

The car that nearly killed me was a late model silver power beast (possibly Monaro)with a special RED numberplate with the word CHRONIC (in some form , it was deliberately misspelt by previously mentioned moron). He was hooning around the streets of the Eastern Beach suburbs of Sydney specifically Clovelly and Coogee.

I went to Randwick police station and mentioned the incident and it seems the good officers are aware of this individual. Please report him to Randwick Police Station too if you have an opportunity and we may rid the roads of another potential Murderer.

I have rewritten it slightly as having been almost dead myself I feel even more strongly about these ,....I cannot find a word....

Read down and across.

Highway
Outrage,
Oncoming
Nightmare,
Surrender.

Travelling
Home
Innocents
Smashed.

Idiot's
Speedway.

Witless
Hoons
Amplify
Terror

Irreversible
Death.

Deceased
Oratory.

Tears
Overflowing,

Young,
Old,
Unique,
Revered.

Coming....
Another
Requiem.

That Headline again:

"HOONS THIS IS WHAT I'D DO TO YOUR CAR"
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Grim Reaper Sex Change!

August 14th 2007 02:44
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 14-2007, and tells the tale of a small Roman Catholic Sect in Mexico which has come up with a female version of the Grim Reaper as a way of having their Funding reinstituted. That Headline:

"GRIM REAPER GETS EXTREME MAKEOVER"
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Cyberspace Love...Altared States!

August 13th 2007 00:04
Huntheadlines illuminates the story of an Aussie bloke who went looking for an Internet Bride and ended up on the wrong side of the altar in the African state of Mali.

This Headline is from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 13-2007. Pull it up for the whole story, in the meantime read down and across for the Headline Hunter's view


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Catholics At It Again

August 8th 2007 01:44
Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters...

Here in Sydney the Catholic Church appears to be contemplating opening its own Pre-schools to enable earlier and stronger Catholic values...but we know the real reason


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This Huntheadlines should annoy everyone.

"BLOGGERS ARE DUMB EXCEPT ME"
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Motorised Murderers

August 6th 2007 04:41
In response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney today's Huntheadlines pays respect to the dead and their loved ones. The Headline and story this poem is based on is from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, August 6-2007.

The Headline


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Are Those Lead Painted GOLD Medals!?

August 3rd 2007 08:05
What's that you say? The Chinese Olympics Organisers are using Gold Paint to make the Medals. With too much Lead? Never. Test run with toys exported to the West? No, it can't be.
Today's Headline from the Sydney Morning Herald on August 3-2007:

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Hot Rumours of New Olympic Sport

August 2nd 2007 06:09
With drugtaking all the rage in most contemporary Sporting Contests it's great to see someone doing something different. News today of over 100 Chinese miners being rescued has led to rumours that they are actually the Chinese Olympic Mining Team putting in some heavy training prior to the International Olympic Committee giving the green light to the sport to compete in Beijing.

Today's Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 2-2007


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No Kids Please, We're Chinese!

August 1st 2007 07:53
It's the first day of August and nearly a year until the start of the Genocide Olympics. What better time to display the professional pragmatism of both the International Olympic Committee and the Government of the People's Republic of China exhibited in the Headline:

"OLYMPIC CHIEFS ACT ON CHILD LABOUR".
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