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Hunt Headlines - Making Sure YOU Have the Facts

"Our job is only to hold up the mirror - to tell and show the public what has happened." -Walter Cronkite

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Hunt Headlines - November 2007

Shakira Shakes Foundations!

November 20th 2007 05:01

Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, November 20-2007 and goes like this:

"SHAKING SHAKIRA MAKES THE MULLAHS MAD",

and tells the tale of the repercussions in Afghanistan upon the screening of a hot and sweaty songstress in concert.

Looking for Allah

Read Down and Across for fundamental understanding.

"Secular
Harlots
Abdullah",
Kabul
Ignites,
Nether
Gyrations!

Shameless
Hip-shaking
Activates
Kaftan
Intelligentsia
Resolutely
Appalled!

Merciful
Allah
Kindly
Enunciate
Sense.

Taliban
Hell
Exists.

Mullahs
Unanimous;
Limbo,
Lambada
And
Heretics
Squeezed.

Must
Annihilate
Dancing!!

That Headline again:

"SHAKING SHAKIRA MAKES THE MULLAHS MAD."

Please keep all breasts pixillated, this includes visa applications.

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Religion, Faith

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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45

And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape.

It goes like this:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE",

a story which sees Paris hanging out in the bath!

Read down and across for big bubble cleanliness.

Prominent
Arse
Reappears
In
Suds.

Resurgent
Erotica
Allowing
Likely
Lads'
Yearning.

Colorful
Lass
Explores
Another
Numbing
Stunt.

Universal
Poseur!

Hilton
Eliminates
Romance

Accentuating
Classical
Tawdriness.

Infinite
Nonsense

Neutralising
Elegance
Wearisomely

She
Explores
X-tremities

Tantalising
Apes,
Performing
Elastically.

That Headline again:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE".

Quick, get me a towel!

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Human rights, Karma

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Revenge of the Spice Girls!

November 19th 2007 01:22

Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 19-2007 and refers to the hopefully final farewell tour of the Spice Girls.
It goes like this:

"SPICE GIRLS READY TO TAKE FINAL BOW."

Read down and across for atonal clarity , but whatever you do, Don't sing along!!!! That's how we got into this mess in the first place!!!

Sporty,
Posh
Intriguingly
Cosmetically
Enhanced?

Ginger
Irritatingly
Returns
Leveraging
Scary.

Ridiculous
Entertainers
Activate
Dollar
Yearning.

Tortuous
Ordeal!

Tour
Accelerates
Kinetic
Expenditure.

Fascinating
Insights
Non-forthcoming
Altogether
Lip-synch.

Baby!
Overcharging
Wannabes.

that Headline again:

"SPICE GIRLS READY TO TAKE FINAL BOW."

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity

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Who Pays the Pontiff-man?

November 15th 2007 07:21

This Huntheadlines Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, November 15 2007, and relates to the funding by Australian State and Federal Governments' of the relocation of the normal operations of Randwick Racecourse in July next year to allow the Pope and hundreds of thousands of like minded but significantly worse off religious punters to take over the sacred turf for something called World Yufe Day. So, the taxpayers are footing the Bill eh?

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Religion, Scams, Faith, International Finance

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Shockjock Cemetery?

November 5th 2007 00:36

Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 5-2007 and goes like this:

"DEAD MEN TALKING", the sad tale of the disappearing radio shockjocks of Sydney thru ratings or personal choice ... who cares what the reason as long as they go

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Scams, Faith, Karma

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