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Hunt Headlines - December 2007

New Years Adam and Eve.

December 31st 2007 01:28

Todays Huntheadlines comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of the last day of 2007 as does the attractive fireworks photo.

The Headline refers to the many contented funlovers who have made an early start to stuffing up the transport grid and getting themselves into the best vantage points for the environmentally friendly gunpowder exhibitions which will fill the air later today.

"REVELLERS SEEKING A BLAST ARRIVE EARLY."

This Reminds Me of the Coliseum.

Read Down and Across for Fireworks!

Rapacious
Entrepreneurs,
Venal
Emmisaries,
Loquacious
Lobbyists,
Excitedly
Regarding
Starbursts.

Senseless
Explosions,
Evaporating

Karma,
Inveterate
Nuisances
Gobsmacked.

Alcohol!

Beerily
Loosened
Attitudes
Seeking
Trouble.

Announcing
Ridiculous
Resolutions,
Imaginatively
Vomiting
Everywhere.

Enough
Already!
Remember
Lost
Years.

That Headline again:

"REVELLERS SEEKING A BLAST ARRIVE EARLY".

Happy New Year!!!

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The iPOD Murders.

December 16th 2007 23:58

Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday December 17-2007 and tells the sordid tale of the iPOD that doubles as an aquarium thereby leading to the death of the unfortunate fish trapped inside having to pass its last moments listening to Celine Dion or some other horrifying warbler. Let the fish run free...no living creature deserves such a fate. Seriously though, this absolutely sucks.

"THE IPOD SPEAKER THAT COMES WITH BUILT IN TUNA".

I Hate Boy Bands!

Read down and across for distressing overview.

Torturing
Herrings
Enough!

Idiotic
People
Outdo
Devil.

Salmon,
Pike,
Even
Angelfish
Killed
Entertaining
Reprobates.

Take
Hammers
Attack
Tanks.

Callous
Offering
Musically
Emasculating
Souls(sic).

Wicked
Ipod
Terrifying
Haddock.

Bream
Unite,
Initiate
Liberation
Today.

Inhumane
Neanderthals

Terrifying,
Uncaring,
Neutralising
Allegro.

That Headline again:

"THE IPOD SPEAKER THAT COMES WITH BUILT IN TUNA."

Wait until the Sharks hear about this!!!!

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Tyra Spears Britney!

December 14th 2007 01:17

Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, December 14-2007 and tells the horrid tale of the alleged verbal attack by tall Tyra on basketcase Britney with a suggestion that suicide might help.

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."

Read down and across for full on fashion statement.

Infamy!

Darkly
Insensitive
Declaration,
Niggardly
Tackiness.

Supermodel
Allegedly
Yabbering.

Britney
Really
Imponderable,
Tawdry
Nightmare
Enduringly
Yesteryear.

Spears
Horrified,
Oh
Unhappy
Liquified
Diva.

Elongated
Nemesis
Derides.

Ignoble
Tyra

Antagonistic
Longlegged
Lady.

That Headline again:

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."

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