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Hunt Headlines - January 2008

Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18

This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

Read down and across for insensitivity writ large.

Singing
Princess

Eliminates
Arsehole
Requiring
Separation.

Duped
Underdressed
Megastar
Prunes
Scumbag.

Pimp
And
Photographer,
Apparent
Romeo,
Actually
Zeitgeist
Zit,
Indubitably.

Britney
Outsources
Y-chromosomes
Falling
Regularly,
Infective
Evildoers
Navigate
Darkly.

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"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

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Corey the Cretin!

January 16th 2008 02:37

Today's Huntheadline headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, January 16-2007 and refers to the decidedly unglamorous and totally insignificant behaviour of a small and useless Melbourne boy who will no doubt go on to bigger and better acts of scumbaggery in the fullness of time. While his parents were away he and hundreds of others created mayhem in a suburb of Melbourne.

"PARTY BOY COREY ARRESTED."

Read down and across to see what ought to happen to germs like this.

Pissant
Arrested,
Reprehensible
Teen
Yahoo.

Bastardry
Obliges
Yarding.

Considerable
Opposition
Required
Enwrapping
Youth.

Abnegation
Regime
Requested
Eliminating
Stunning
Transgressions,
Enabling
Decency.

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"PARTY BOY COREY ARRESTED."

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: scumbags

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Britney Spears..What a Mother!!

January 14th 2008 02:53

Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald (www.smh.com.au) of January 14-2007 and refers to the pending custody battle so as Britney, Mother of the Year in all States of USA with a mean IQ of below 65, can get to see her babies again. Happy new year...go girl.

"CRUCIAL DAY FOR SPEARS IN CUSTODY BATTLE".

Read down and across for drugged up rave clear eyed inside information.

Classic
Recidivist
Uttering
Comically
Inglorious
Apologies
Lamely.

Disgraceful
Artiste
Yabbering.

Fabricated
Obeisance
Resonates.

Shameful
Performances
Engender
Acerbic
Responses
Surely!?

Idol
Nubile.

Children
Unshielded
Surely
Terrorised,
Ordeals
Damage
Youngsters.

Better
Away
Than
Trapped
Lacking
Equanimity.

That Headline again:

"CRUCIAL DAY FOR SPEARS IN CUSTODY BATTLE".

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity

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