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Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the first good thing the Vatican has ever done. That's right the Vatican has outed itself by coming up with 7 modern sins just about all of which it is guilty of. Hallelujah!!!

It goes like this:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Read down and across for one way ticket to Hell.

8th Deadly Sin...Do Not Wear Stupid Hats.

Virginal
Abstraction
Translated
Into
Catastrophic
Allegory
Neverendingly....

Ubiquitous
Papal
Declaiming
Always
Targets
Earthly
Sovereignty

Surely
Empty
Vatican
Enunciations
Neutered.

Dark
Eternal
Amorality
Definitely
Lessens
Yarweh.

Sinners
Illicitly
Navigating
Souls.

That Headline again:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Need a good lawyer, done something really bad....ring the Vatican.

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Children's Brains Destroyed.

March 6th 2008 02:38

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of March 6-2008 and goes to the delightful story of a relationship between a prominent Australian Sport and its marketing campaign to win the minds of children around 10 years of age by getting the New South Wales Government to allow a program called "Learning With League" into primary schools.

This insidious intrusion of a mogul-driven professional sport into the mushy still forming headspace of our youngsters is another disgrace in a disgraceful litany of ill-thought stupidities in this nation of drunks, thugs and other similarly challenged football players.

Now, where is that headline...oh, here it is.....

"CHILDREN TO LEARN WITH FOOTY."

Read down and across to be insulted and accused of being un-Australian.

Calamity,
Horrendous
Intrusion.
League
Disgrace,
Reprehensible
Educational
Nexus.

Tortured
Offspring.

Let
Early
Australians
Resist
Nefariousness.

When
Inconsequential
Terrorists
Harness,

Fools
Often
Orchestrate
Tragic
Yes-men.

That Headline again:

"CHILDREN TO LEARN WITH FOOTY."

Parents take heed, wholemeal is a better roll model than football.

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