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Hunt Headlines - October 2008

Who Ordered The Poo Part 2!

October 29th 2008 02:08
Part 2 of yesterday's tale of poo infested desserts!

From the on line Sydney Morning Herald the Headline is:

"It's true, the gelato's poo!"

Read down and across to get to the bottom of it...oops.

Ignoble
Turd
Scrutinised.

Terrifying
Rectal

Utterance
Examined.

Thought
Halitosis
Excruciating?

Gee-whiz
Everyone,
Lamentable
Anal
Terrorism
Outfit
Slammed!

Pooicide
Outrage
Overturned?

That Headline again:

"It's true, the gelato's poo!"


Yesterday's allegation appears to have some possibility of truth...

Stay tuned.

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Who Ordered The Poo?

October 28th 2008 04:20
Today's Huntheadlines Headline tells the sad tale of the family who appear to have received the dessert from Hell...complete with some totally unwanted ingredients.

From the online Sydney Morning Herald it goes like this:

'Faeces in gelato': chef offers to take DNA test.

Read down and across for chilling tale.

Fractious
Arse
Elicits
Crap
Exciting
Scandal.

Imprudent
Notion.

Ghastly
Excrement
Lightly
Added
To
Order?

Chocolate
Hazelnut
Enticing
Family.

Owner
Fudging
Fulminating
Enunciating
Restaurant
Sanctity.


Thickshakes
Outed!

These
Alleged
Kitchen
Escapades

Don’t
Naturally
Attest

To
Enticing
Strawberry
Tarts.

That Headline again:

'Faeces in gelato': chef offers to take DNA test.

Eat it and weep!

NB...The content of this article has not been proven and is still an allegation.

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Denton Gone

October 27th 2008 01:30
Today's Huntheadlines Headline refers to the fantastic news that the irritating gnome of Australian TV interviewers is departing...hip hooray!!!

In a painful twist however he is going to concentrate on behind the scenes ideas generation.

The Headline is from the online SMH and goes like this:

"DENTON HAS HAD ENOUGH OF ENOUGH ROPE"

Read down and across for tale of happiness which then goes horribly wrong.

Delighted,
Exit
Now
Tattle
Orchestrator,
Nick-off.

Hovering
Around
Scene.

Habitually
Assisting
Dross.

Empty
Nexus
Over
Unleashing
Great
Happiness.

Oh
Fie!

Engaging
Now
Other
Unfailingly
Grotesque
Horrors.

Remain
Optimistic…
Perhaps
Ephemeral?

That Headline again:

"DENTON HAS HAD ENOUGH OF ENOUGH ROPE".

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