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Are Those Lead Painted GOLD Medals!?

August 3rd 2007 08:05

What's that you say? The Chinese Olympics Organisers are using Gold Paint to make the Medals. With too much Lead? Never. Test run with toys exported to the West? No, it can't be.
Today's Headline from the Sydney Morning Herald on August 3-2007:

"CHINESE TOYS TOXIC PAINT SCARE"

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Cobbers, (Australian slang for friends, Romans, countrymen),
Horrific

Indications
Nasty
Exports
Shouldn’t
Exist.

Toys
Outed,
Youngsters
Scared.

Telltale
Olympic
Xenophobia?
Ironic
China?

Products
Another
Indication

Nihilism
Transcends.

Swimmers
Cyclists
Athletes
Require
Exposition.

That Headline again:

"CHINESE TOYS TOXIC PAINT SCARE"

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: China, Beijing Olympics

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Hot Rumours of New Olympic Sport

August 2nd 2007 06:09

With drugtaking all the rage in most contemporary Sporting Contests it's great to see someone doing something different. News today of over 100 Chinese miners being rescued has led to rumours that they are actually the Chinese Olympic Mining Team putting in some heavy training prior to the International Olympic Committee giving the green light to the sport to compete in Beijing.

Today's Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 2-2007:

"FREED MINERS SURVIVED ON DIET OF MILK"

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Fabulous
Result
Excites
Ecstatic
Devotees.

Mining
Is
Nominated
Ending
Recurrent
Suppression.

Serious
Underground
Representation
Vacuum
Identified,
Vindicating
Exponents
Dreams.

Olympic
Natural.

Dynamite
Inclusion
Emphasising
Tradition.

Olympic
Fulfillment.

Middle;
Idealogically
Lateral;
Kingdom.

That Headline again:

"FREED MINERS SURVIVED ON DIET OF MILK"

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No Kids Please, We're Chinese!

August 1st 2007 07:53

It's the first day of August and nearly a year until the start of the Genocide Olympics. What better time to display the professional pragmatism of both the International Olympic Committee and the Government of the People's Republic of China exhibited in the Headline:

"OLYMPIC CHIEFS ACT ON CHILD LABOUR".

This Headline and story appear in the Sydney Morning Herald of August 1-2007. Take a look to get the reported story.

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Old enough to eat, old enough for the Army!

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Organisations
Liquidated,
Yielding
Memorabilia
Production
Involving
Children.

China
Historically
Intertwines
Effect,
Fear,
Showtime.

Another
Classical
Tactic.

Olympic
Nicety.

Committees
Harmonise
Imaginatively
Limiting
Depravity.

Lamentably,
After
Beijing
Olympics,
Underagers
Redeployed.

That Headline again:

"OLYMPIC CHIEFS ACT ON CHILD LABOUR"

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