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Hunt Headlines - January 2008

Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18

This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

Read down and across for insensitivity writ large.

Singing
Princess

Eliminates
Arsehole
Requiring
Separation.

Duped
Underdressed
Megastar
Prunes
Scumbag.

Pimp
And
Photographer,
Apparent
Romeo,
Actually
Zeitgeist
Zit,
Indubitably.

Britney
Outsources
Y-chromosomes
Falling
Regularly,
Infective
Evildoers
Navigate
Darkly.

That Headline again:

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

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