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Celebrity - Hunt Headlines

Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....



2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.


Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

Read down and across for insensitivity writ large.

Singing
Princess
Eliminates
Arsehole
Requiring
Separation.

Duped
Underdressed
Megastar
Prunes
Scumbag.

Pimp
And
Photographer,
Apparent
Romeo,
Actually
Zeitgeist
Zit,
Indubitably.

Britney
Outsources
Y-chromosomes
Falling
Regularly,
Infective
Evildoers
Navigate
Darkly.

That Headline again:

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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Britney Spears..What a Mother!!

January 14th 2008 02:53
Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald (www.smh.com.au) of January 14-2007 and refers to the pending custody battle so as Britney, Mother of the Year in all States of USA with a mean IQ of below 65, can get to see her babies again. Happy new year...go girl.

"CRUCIAL DAY FOR SPEARS IN CUSTODY BATTLE".

Read down and across for drugged up rave clear eyed inside information.

Classic
Recidivist
Uttering
Comically
Inglorious
Apologies
Lamely.

Disgraceful
Artiste
Yabbering.

Fabricated
Obeisance
Resonates.

Shameful
Performances
Engender
Acerbic
Responses
Surely!?

Idol
Nubile.

Children
Unshielded
Surely
Terrorised,
Ordeals
Damage
Youngsters.


Better
Away
Than
Trapped
Lacking
Equanimity.

That Headline again:

"CRUCIAL DAY FOR SPEARS IN CUSTODY BATTLE".
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Tyra Spears Britney!

December 14th 2007 01:17
Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, December 14-2007 and tells the horrid tale of the alleged verbal attack by tall Tyra on basketcase Britney with a suggestion that suicide might help.

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."
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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Karma
   


Shakira Shakes Foundations!

November 20th 2007 05:01
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, November 20-2007 and goes like this:

"SHAKING SHAKIRA MAKES THE MULLAHS MAD"
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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Religion, Faith
   


The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape


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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Human rights, Karma
   


Revenge of the Spice Girls!

November 19th 2007 01:22
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 19-2007 and refers to the hopefully final farewell tour of the Spice Girls.
It goes like this:

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Ex-Eagle...such is life!

October 18th 2007 03:57
Today's Huntheadlines Headline is from the Sydney Morning Herald of October 18-2007 and goes like this:

"WEST COAST EAGLES GIVE COUSINS THE BOOT",
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