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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....



2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.


Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape.

It goes like this:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE",

a story which sees Paris hanging out in the bath!

Read down and across for big bubble cleanliness.

Prominent
Arse
Reappears
In
Suds.

Resurgent
Erotica
Allowing
Likely
Lads'
Yearning.

Colorful
Lass
Explores
Another
Numbing
Stunt.

Universal
Poseur!

Hilton
Eliminates
Romance

Accentuating
Classical
Tawdriness.

Infinite
Nonsense

Neutralising
Elegance
Wearisomely

She
Explores
X-tremities

Tantalising
Apes,
Performing
Elastically.

That Headline again:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE".

Quick, get me a towel!
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