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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....


2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.

Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

Read down and across for insensitivity writ large.

Singing
Princess
Eliminates
Arsehole
Requiring
Separation.

Duped
Underdressed
Megastar
Prunes
Scumbag.

Pimp
And
Photographer,
Apparent
Romeo,
Actually
Zeitgeist
Zit,
Indubitably.

Britney
Outsources
Y-chromosomes
Falling
Regularly,
Infective
Evildoers
Navigate
Darkly.

That Headline again:

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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Tyra Spears Britney!

December 14th 2007 01:17
Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, December 14-2007 and tells the horrid tale of the alleged verbal attack by tall Tyra on basketcase Britney with a suggestion that suicide might help.

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."

Read down and across for full on fashion statement.

Infamy!

Darkly
Insensitive
Declaration,
Niggardly
Tackiness.

Supermodel
Allegedly
Yabbering.

Britney
Really
Imponderable,
Tawdry
Nightmare
Enduringly
Yesteryear.

Spears
Horrified,
Oh
Unhappy
Liquified
Diva.

Elongated
Nemesis
Derides.

Ignoble
Tyra

Antagonistic
Longlegged
Lady.

That Headline again:

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."

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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape


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