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"Our job is only to hold up the mirror - to tell and show the public what has happened." -Walter Cronkite

Children's Brains Destroyed.

March 6th 2008 02:38
Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of March 6-2008 and goes to the delightful story of a relationship between a prominent Australian Sport and its marketing campaign to win the minds of children around 10 years of age by getting the New South Wales Government to allow a program called "Learning With League" into primary schools.

This insidious intrusion of a mogul-driven professional sport into the mushy still forming headspace of our youngsters is another disgrace in a disgraceful litany of ill-thought stupidities in this nation of drunks, thugs and other similarly challenged football players.


Now, where is that headline...oh, here it is.....

"CHILDREN TO LEARN WITH FOOTY."

Read down and across to be insulted and accused of being un-Australian.

Calamity,
Horrendous
Intrusion.
League
Disgrace,
Reprehensible
Educational
Nexus.

Tortured
Offspring.

Let
Early
Australians
Resist

Nefariousness.

When
Inconsequential
Terrorists
Harness,

Fools
Often
Orchestrate
Tragic
Yes-men.

That Headline again:

"CHILDREN TO LEARN WITH FOOTY."

Parents take heed, wholemeal is a better roll model than football.

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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape.

It goes like this:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE",

a story which sees Paris hanging out in the bath!

Read down and across for big bubble cleanliness.

Prominent
Arse
Reappears
In
Suds.

Resurgent
Erotica
Allowing
Likely
Lads'
Yearning.

Colorful
Lass
Explores
Another
Numbing
Stunt.

Universal
Poseur!

Hilton
Eliminates
Romance

Accentuating
Classical
Tawdriness.

Infinite
Nonsense

Neutralising
Elegance
Wearisomely

She
Explores
X-tremities

Tantalising
Apes,
Performing
Elastically.

That Headline again:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE".

Quick, get me a towel!
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Innocence Betrayed.

September 18th 2007 00:17
The Headline Hunter is back and today's Headline concerns the baby girl abandoned at a Melbourne Railway Station.

The Headline is from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, September 18-2007:

"ABANDONED GIRL: FATHER FLEES MOTHER MISSING"

Read down and across for unfathomable actions.

Alone
Baby
Another
Nobody
Demoralised
Outcast.
Noxious
Escaping
Daddy.

Gentle
Innocent
Rebuffed
Love.

Fragile
Adults
Terminate
Hope
Eroding
Reality.

Familiar
Lessons
Escape
Extreme
Scenario.

Magic
Occasionally
Triumphs
Halting
Evil
Rhythms.

Maligned
Infant
Serious
Survivor
Incredibly
Notable
Girl.

That Headline again:

"ABANDONED GIRL: FATHER FLEES MOTHER MISSING."
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The World Around Us.

August 22nd 2007 14:47
Today the Headline Hunter comes from Osaka in Japan where the Daily Yomiuri punches on Page 5:

"EX-SADDAM AIDES GO ON TRIAL"
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REPOST>>>Motorised Murderers

August 15th 2007 02:54
Having just been nearly forced head on into an oncoming truck due to a totally inhumane idiot with a steering wheel in his hands attempting to pass me at speed on the inside where there was no lane I felt I needed to repost this.

This Post was initially written in response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney and was written to pay respect to the dead and their loved ones


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Motorised Murderers

August 6th 2007 04:41
In response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney today's Huntheadlines pays respect to the dead and their loved ones. The Headline and story this poem is based on is from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, August 6-2007.

The Headline


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