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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45

And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape.

It goes like this:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE",

a story which sees Paris hanging out in the bath!

Read down and across for big bubble cleanliness.

Prominent
Arse
Reappears
In
Suds.

Resurgent
Erotica
Allowing
Likely
Lads'
Yearning.

Colorful
Lass
Explores
Another
Numbing
Stunt.

Universal
Poseur!

Hilton
Eliminates
Romance

Accentuating
Classical
Tawdriness.

Infinite
Nonsense

Neutralising
Elegance
Wearisomely

She
Explores
X-tremities

Tantalising
Apes,
Performing
Elastically.

That Headline again:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE".

Quick, get me a towel!

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Celebrity, Human rights, Karma

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Innocence Betrayed.

September 18th 2007 00:17

The Headline Hunter is back and today's Headline concerns the baby girl abandoned at a Melbourne Railway Station.

The Headline is from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, September 18-2007:

"ABANDONED GIRL: FATHER FLEES MOTHER MISSING"

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Alone
Baby
Another
Nobody
Demoralised
Outcast.
Noxious
Escaping
Daddy.

Gentle
Innocent
Rebuffed
Love.

Fragile
Adults
Terminate
Hope
Eroding
Reality.

Familiar
Lessons
Escape
Extreme
Scenario.

Magic
Occasionally
Triumphs
Halting
Evil
Rhythms.

Maligned
Infant
Serious
Survivor
Incredibly
Notable
Girl.

That Headline again:

"ABANDONED GIRL: FATHER FLEES MOTHER MISSING."

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Human rights

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The World Around Us.

August 22nd 2007 14:47

Today the Headline Hunter comes from Osaka in Japan where the Daily Yomiuri punches on Page 5:

"EX-SADDAM AIDES GO ON TRIAL"

The story is terrific.

It tells the tale of the trial of 15 cohorts of the dead dictator, 3 of whom are already facing death from other matters.

Please read down and across for total horror.

Extreme
X-rating!

Satans
And
Democracies
Diligently
Abet
Murder.

Asinine
Interrogators
Destroy
Endemically...
Surely.

Go
Ogle!

Out
Now!

Tyranny
Reaks,
Illiciting
Assaulted
Longing.

A reminder:

"EX-SADDAM AIDES GO ON TRIAL"

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REPOST>>>Motorised Murderers

August 15th 2007 02:54

Having just been nearly forced head on into an oncoming truck due to a totally inhumane idiot with a steering wheel in his hands attempting to pass me at speed on the inside where there was no lane I felt I needed to repost this.

This Post was initially written in response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney and was written to pay respect to the dead and their loved ones

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Motorised Murderers

August 6th 2007 04:41

In response to the withering increase in moronic street racing on the highways and byways of Sydney today's Huntheadlines pays respect to the dead and their loved ones. The Headline and story this poem is based on is from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, August 6-2007.

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Posted By: Byron Twain - Category: Human rights

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