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Bombers Away

November 9th 2008 04:04
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the long overdue disappearance of the Bali Bombers who have thankfully finally left the building...

It goes like this:

REPRISAL FEAR

and points out the obvious danger of reprisals from the rabble who support these sad clowns....let's not forget their mission accomplished now...

Read down and across for horizontal outcome...

Reprobates
Eliminated,
Perfectly
Reciprocal.
Irredeemable
Slaughterers
Appropriately
Lacerated.

Forever
Excised,
Absolution
Refused!


That Headline again:

REPRISAL FEAR.
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Bali Bombers Still Here.

November 4th 2008 05:00
Today's Huntheadline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the ongoing saga of the Bali terrorists and their continued quest for martyrdom by hanging around (pardon the pun) well past there used by date when they should really shoot through, (oops).... depending on who you believe the authorities are waiting for Prince Charles to leave or are hoping the US election will take the heat off the actual moment of extinction....it goes like this:

"Bali bombers' deaths held up."

Read down and across for happy eventuality in the fullness of time.

Bali
Animals
Lingering
Irritatingly.


Believers
Occupying
Mortality
Beachhead,
Evading
Resonant
Sentence.

Destination
Elimination
As
Time
Harnesses
Solution.

Hateful
Extremists
Liquidated,
Decidedly

Underscoring
Perfidy.

That Headline again:

"Bali bombers' deaths held up."




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Who Ordered The Poo Part 2!

October 29th 2008 02:08
Part 2 of yesterday's tale of poo infested desserts!

From the on line Sydney Morning Herald the Headline is:

"It's true, the gelato's poo!"

Read down and across to get to the bottom of it...oops.

Ignoble
Turd
Scrutinised.

Terrifying
Rectal
Utterance
Examined.

Thought
Halitosis
Excruciating?

Gee-whiz
Everyone,
Lamentable
Anal
Terrorism
Outfit
Slammed!

Pooicide
Outrage
Overturned?

That Headline again:

"It's true, the gelato's poo!"

Yesterday's allegation appears to have some possibility of truth...

Stay tuned.

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Who Ordered The Poo?

October 28th 2008 04:20
Today's Huntheadlines Headline tells the sad tale of the family who appear to have received the dessert from Hell...complete with some totally unwanted ingredients.

From the online Sydney Morning Herald it goes like this


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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope


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Hey it's Pull-pit Time

July 13th 2008 01:41
Brothers and sisters, grab your vestments and throw your money in the bowl, it's here and this Headline comes from today's online SMH and sheds divine light on the current visit to Australia of Pope Portly the 69th and his intention to say sorry to all the children variously raped and set upon by Catholic Clergy over time....it goes like this:

"POPE WILL APOLOGISE."
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Numbskull Newman!

May 29th 2008 05:24
Pardon the interruption but I have been otherwise engaged and it has taken the antics of a certain dill to get back on the blog.

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, May 29 and refers to a Melbourne based ex-footballer who has unfortunately "made a name for himself" as an "entertainer" on TV Sports shows and the like


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Vatican OUTS Itself.

March 12th 2008 01:38
Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the first good thing the Vatican has ever done. That's right the Vatican has outed itself by coming up with 7 modern sins just about all of which it is guilty of. Hallelujah!!!

It goes like this


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