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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....



2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.


Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Numbskull Newman!

May 29th 2008 05:24
Pardon the interruption but I have been otherwise engaged and it has taken the antics of a certain dill to get back on the blog.

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, May 29 and refers to a Melbourne based ex-footballer who has unfortunately "made a name for himself" as an "entertainer" on TV Sports shows and the like.

The Headline goes like this:

"NEWMAN DRAGGED OFF AIR",

and tells the delightful tale of Sam Newman's latest humourous moment when he dressed a mannequin up as a certain female scribe and apparently proceeded to touch its bits live on the moronic Footy Show.

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Neolithic
Egomaniac,
Wickedly
Maleficent
Ancient
Nitwit!

Drongo
Rebuked
After
Gruesome
Grope
Explodes
Dramatically.

Oaf
Famously
Foreclosed.

Active
Idiot
Reversed.

Sam has been taken off air and will undergo counselling.

That Headline again:

"NEWMAN DRAGGED OFF AIR."
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Return of Corey the Cretin.

February 3rd 2008 02:25
Today's Huntheadlines headline returns to the story of Corey the Cretin who now has a Publicist to bring fulfillment to this rank scumbags' media opportunities. Hallelujah, what a world!!!

Go you Publicists!!!

The Headline is from today's online Sydney Morning Herald:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK".

Read down and across for fermented fashionista fabulousness.

Particularly
Alarming,
Regurgitated
Tick
Yelps!

Publicist
Escalates
Serial
Tack.

Classless
Ordinary
Ratbag
Elevated,
Yuck.

Hideous
Elementary
Abomination,
Despairingly
Slight.

Feckless
Obscenity
Rewarded.

This
Horrid
Elf.

Created,
Another
Tiresome
Wanker,
Asinine
Lightweight
Kidult.

That Headline again:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK."
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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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New Years Adam and Eve.

December 31st 2007 01:28
Todays Huntheadlines comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of the last day of 2007 as does the attractive fireworks photo.

The Headline refers to the many contented funlovers who have made an early start to stuffing up the transport grid and getting themselves into the best vantage points for the environmentally friendly gunpowder exhibitions which will fill the air later today


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The iPOD Murders.

December 16th 2007 23:58
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday December 17-2007 and tells the sordid tale of the iPOD that doubles as an aquarium thereby leading to the death of the unfortunate fish trapped inside having to pass its last moments listening to Celine Dion or some other horrifying warbler. Let the fish run free...no living creature deserves such a fate. Seriously though, this absolutely sucks.

"THE IPOD SPEAKER THAT COMES WITH BUILT IN TUNA".
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Tyra Spears Britney!

December 14th 2007 01:17
Today's Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, December 14-2007 and tells the horrid tale of the alleged verbal attack by tall Tyra on basketcase Britney with a suggestion that suicide might help.

"I DIDN'T SAY BRITNEY SHOULD END IT ALL."
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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape


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Shockjock Cemetery?

November 5th 2007 00:36
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 5-2007 and goes like this:

"DEAD MEN TALKING", the sad tale of the disappearing radio shockjocks of Sydney thru ratings or personal choice ... who cares what the reason as long as they go


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Bloodsuckers Busted!

October 18th 2007 22:47
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald-www.smh.com.au-of today, October 19-2007 and goes like this:

"GAME CENSORS GO FOR THE JUGULAR",
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