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The Paris Hilton, A Room with a Bath.

November 19th 2007 04:45
And another thing....

Today's second Huntheadlines instalment also comes from today's online Sydney Morning Herald and concerns an alleged new Paris Hilton sex tape.

It goes like this:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE",

a story which sees Paris hanging out in the bath!

Read down and across for big bubble cleanliness.

Prominent
Arse
Reappears
In
Suds.

Resurgent
Erotica
Allowing
Likely
Lads'
Yearning.

Colorful
Lass
Explores
Another
Numbing
Stunt.

Universal
Poseur!

Hilton
Eliminates
Romance

Accentuating
Classical
Tawdriness.

Infinite
Nonsense

Neutralising
Elegance
Wearisomely

She
Explores
X-tremities

Tantalising
Apes,
Performing
Elastically.

That Headline again:

"PARIS REALLY CLEANS UP HER ACT IN NEW SEX TAPE".

Quick, get me a towel!
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Shockjock Cemetery?

November 5th 2007 00:36
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 5-2007 and goes like this:

"DEAD MEN TALKING", the sad tale of the disappearing radio shockjocks of Sydney thru ratings or personal choice ... who cares what the reason as long as they go.

Read down and across for quadraphonic synchronicity:

Disappear
Emetic
Annonuncers,
Disperse!

Muckrakers
Edifying
Nothing.

Talkback
Ancients
Lobotomised
Karma
Inculcating
Nitwit
Genes.

That Headline again:

"DEAD MEN TALKING".

Intelligence destroys claptrap.
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Bloodsuckers Busted!

October 18th 2007 22:47
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald-www.smh.com.au-of today, October 19-2007 and goes like this:

"GAME CENSORS GO FOR THE JUGULAR",

a story which tells the tale of the banning of the game Soldier of Fortune...Pay Back, an obvious necessity in the past time arsenal of any red blooded Earthly youth. Banned in Australia by the Office of Film and Literature Classification for being too violent.

Read Down and Across for transparency.

Gruesome
Animations
Manipulating
Evil.

Cretinous
Enthusiasms
Necessitate
Serious
Overview
Requiring
Sanction.

Get
Organised!

Find
Obscenities
Repulsive.

Take
Horror
Elsewhere.

Jackals
Uncensored
Generate
Unholy
Liquidity
Activating
Repulsion.

That Headline again:

"GAME CENSORS GO FOR THE JUGULAR".

Happy shooting!
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