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Bombers Away

November 9th 2008 04:04
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the long overdue disappearance of the Bali Bombers who have thankfully finally left the building...

It goes like this:

REPRISAL FEAR

and points out the obvious danger of reprisals from the rabble who support these sad clowns....let's not forget their mission accomplished now...

Read down and across for horizontal outcome...

Reprobates
Eliminated,

Perfectly
Reciprocal.
Irredeemable
Slaughterers
Appropriately
Lacerated.

Forever
Excised,
Absolution
Refused!


That Headline again:

REPRISAL FEAR.
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Bali Bombers Still Here.

November 4th 2008 05:00
Today's Huntheadline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the ongoing saga of the Bali terrorists and their continued quest for martyrdom by hanging around (pardon the pun) well past there used by date when they should really shoot through, (oops).... depending on who you believe the authorities are waiting for Prince Charles to leave or are hoping the US election will take the heat off the actual moment of extinction....it goes like this:

"Bali bombers' deaths held up."

Read down and across for happy eventuality in the fullness of time.


Bali
Animals
Lingering
Irritatingly.


Believers
Occupying
Mortality
Beachhead,
Evading
Resonant
Sentence.

Destination
Elimination
As
Time
Harnesses
Solution.

Hateful
Extremists
Liquidated,
Decidedly

Underscoring
Perfidy.

That Headline again:

"Bali bombers' deaths held up."




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Who Ordered The Poo?

October 28th 2008 04:20
Today's Huntheadlines Headline tells the sad tale of the family who appear to have received the dessert from Hell...complete with some totally unwanted ingredients.

From the online Sydney Morning Herald it goes like this:

'Faeces in gelato': chef offers to take DNA test.

Read down and across for chilling tale.

Fractious
Arse
Elicits
Crap
Exciting
Scandal.

Imprudent
Notion.

Ghastly
Excrement
Lightly
Added
To
Order?

Chocolate
Hazelnut
Enticing
Family.

Owner
Fudging
Fulminating
Enunciating
Restaurant
Sanctity.


Thickshakes
Outed!

These
Alleged
Kitchen
Escapades

Don’t
Naturally
Attest

To
Enticing
Strawberry
Tarts.

That Headline again:

'Faeces in gelato': chef offers to take DNA test.

Eat it and weep!

NB...The content of this article has not been proven and is still an allegation.

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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope


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Numbskull Newman!

May 29th 2008 05:24
Pardon the interruption but I have been otherwise engaged and it has taken the antics of a certain dill to get back on the blog.

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, May 29 and refers to a Melbourne based ex-footballer who has unfortunately "made a name for himself" as an "entertainer" on TV Sports shows and the like


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Return of Corey the Cretin.

February 3rd 2008 02:25
Today's Huntheadlines headline returns to the story of Corey the Cretin who now has a Publicist to bring fulfillment to this rank scumbags' media opportunities. Hallelujah, what a world!!!

Go you Publicists


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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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