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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....



2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.


Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Hey it's Pull-pit Time

July 13th 2008 01:41
Brothers and sisters, grab your vestments and throw your money in the bowl, it's here and this Headline comes from today's online SMH and sheds divine light on the current visit to Australia of Pope Portly the 69th and his intention to say sorry to all the children variously raped and set upon by Catholic Clergy over time....it goes like this:

"POPE WILL APOLOGISE."

Read down and across for saintly reinvention.

Primitive
Order
Prefers
Emasculation.

Wily
Initiates
Lancing
Lads.

Antique
Pontiff
Opines
Locally
On
Gloriously
Infamous
Sexual
Evils.

That Headline again:

"POPE WILL APOLOGISE"

So get to it, join up and ruin a youngster today...it's OK, the Pope will apologise afterwards.

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Vatican OUTS Itself.

March 12th 2008 01:38
Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the first good thing the Vatican has ever done. That's right the Vatican has outed itself by coming up with 7 modern sins just about all of which it is guilty of. Hallelujah!!!

It goes like this:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Read down and across for one way ticket to Hell.

Deception
8th Deadly Sin...Do Not Wear Stupid Hats.


Virginal
Abstraction
Translated
Into
Catastrophic
Allegory
Neverendingly....

Ubiquitous
Papal
Declaiming
Always
Targets
Earthly
Sovereignty

Surely
Empty
Vatican
Enunciations
Neutered.

Dark
Eternal
Amorality
Definitely
Lessens
Yarweh.

Sinners
Illicitly
Navigating
Souls.

That Headline again:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Need a good lawyer, done something really bad....ring the Vatican.
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Shakira Shakes Foundations!

November 20th 2007 05:01
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, November 20-2007 and goes like this:

"SHAKING SHAKIRA MAKES THE MULLAHS MAD"
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Who Pays the Pontiff-man?

November 15th 2007 07:21
This Huntheadlines Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, November 15 2007, and relates to the funding by Australian State and Federal Governments' of the relocation of the normal operations of Randwick Racecourse in July next year to allow the Pope and hundreds of thousands of like minded but significantly worse off religious punters to take over the sacred turf for something called World Yufe Day. So, the taxpayers are footing the Bill eh?

It goes like this


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Grim Reaper Sex Change!

August 14th 2007 02:44
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 14-2007, and tells the tale of a small Roman Catholic Sect in Mexico which has come up with a female version of the Grim Reaper as a way of having their Funding reinstituted. That Headline:

"GRIM REAPER GETS EXTREME MAKEOVER"
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Catholics At It Again

August 8th 2007 01:44
Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters...

Here in Sydney the Catholic Church appears to be contemplating opening its own Pre-schools to enable earlier and stronger Catholic values...but we know the real reason


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