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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08

World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....

2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.

Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Vatican OUTS Itself.

March 12th 2008 01:38

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the first good thing the Vatican has ever done. That's right the Vatican has outed itself by coming up with 7 modern sins just about all of which it is guilty of. Hallelujah!!!

It goes like this:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Read down and across for one way ticket to Hell.

8th Deadly Sin...Do Not Wear Stupid Hats.

Virginal
Abstraction
Translated
Into
Catastrophic
Allegory
Neverendingly....

Ubiquitous
Papal
Declaiming
Always
Targets
Earthly
Sovereignty

Surely
Empty
Vatican
Enunciations
Neutered.

Dark
Eternal
Amorality
Definitely
Lessens
Yarweh.

Sinners
Illicitly
Navigating
Souls.

That Headline again:

"VATICAN UPDATES SEVEN DEADLY SINS."

Need a good lawyer, done something really bad....ring the Vatican.

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Who Pays the Pontiff-man?

November 15th 2007 07:21

This Huntheadlines Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, November 15 2007, and relates to the funding by Australian State and Federal Governments' of the relocation of the normal operations of Randwick Racecourse in July next year to allow the Pope and hundreds of thousands of like minded but significantly worse off religious punters to take over the sacred turf for something called World Yufe Day. So, the taxpayers are footing the Bill eh?

It goes like this:

"$41m Youth Day Deal."

Upon reading down and across for financial and spiritual insight you will note that I have spelt out the $41m so as to better attack the subject.

Festival
Of
Religion
Takes
Yours.

Outrageous
Notion
Established.

Merciless
Ideology
Loosens
Loot
Illuminating
Occultist
Neophytes.

Decidedly
Obeisant,
Let
Loose
Angelic
Resistance.

Yesterday's
Orders
Unleashed,
Terrifically
Holier-than-thou.

Dollars
Assisting
Yarweh.

Delivering
Evangelism,
Arguably
Larceny.

That Headline again:

"$41m Youth Day Deal"

And so ends this reading.

Amen.

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