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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....


2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.

Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Return of Corey the Cretin.

February 3rd 2008 02:25
Today's Huntheadlines headline returns to the story of Corey the Cretin who now has a Publicist to bring fulfillment to this rank scumbags' media opportunities. Hallelujah, what a world!!!

Go you Publicists!!!

The Headline is from today's online Sydney Morning Herald:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK".

Read down and across for fermented fashionista fabulousness.

Particularly
Alarming,
Regurgitated
Tick
Yelps!

Publicist
Escalates
Serial
Tack.

Classless
Ordinary
Ratbag
Elevated,
Yuck.

Hideous
Elementary
Abomination,
Despairingly
Slight.

Feckless
Obscenity
Rewarded.

This
Horrid
Elf.

Created,
Another
Tiresome
Wanker,
Asinine
Lightweight
Kidult.

That Headline again:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK."
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New Years Adam and Eve.

December 31st 2007 01:28
Todays Huntheadlines comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of the last day of 2007 as does the attractive fireworks photo.

The Headline refers to the many contented funlovers who have made an early start to stuffing up the transport grid and getting themselves into the best vantage points for the environmentally friendly gunpowder exhibitions which will fill the air later today.

"REVELLERS SEEKING A BLAST ARRIVE EARLY."

Sure is Smoky.
This Reminds Me of the Coliseum.


Read Down and Across for Fireworks!

Rapacious
Entrepreneurs,
Venal
Emmisaries,
Loquacious
Lobbyists,
Excitedly
Regarding
Starbursts.

Senseless
Explosions,
Evaporating
Karma,
Inveterate
Nuisances
Gobsmacked.

Alcohol!

Beerily
Loosened
Attitudes
Seeking
Trouble.

Announcing
Ridiculous
Resolutions,
Imaginatively
Vomiting
Everywhere.

Enough
Already!
Remember
Lost
Years.

That Headline again:

"REVELLERS SEEKING A BLAST ARRIVE EARLY".

Happy New Year!!!
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Shockjock Cemetery?

November 5th 2007 00:36
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday November 5-2007 and goes like this:

"DEAD MEN TALKING", the sad tale of the disappearing radio shockjocks of Sydney thru ratings or personal choice ... who cares what the reason as long as they go


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