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Cardboard Crooks!

October 17th 2007 05:13
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of today, October 17-2007 and looks like this:

"A CORPORATE THRILLER OUT OF THE BOX" ,

which goes on to tell the sorry story of mega-cardboard empires Amcor and Visy deliberately colluding and engaging in other cartel conduct to the obvious benefit of themselves.

Read down and across.

Astounding!

Cardboard
Oligopoly
Rips
Pillages
Outrages
Reinventing
Amoral
Transactions
Entrepreneurially.

Toiling
Hard
Requires
Illegalities
Lovely
Lunches
Extreme
Regimentation.

Outstandingly
Uncorrected
Trailblazers.

Odious
Fiends.

Taking
Handsome
Earnings.

Business
Obscenity
X-rated.

That Headline again:

"A CORPORATE THRILLER OUT OF THE BOX"
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Grim Reaper Sex Change!

August 14th 2007 02:44
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 14-2007, and tells the tale of a small Roman Catholic Sect in Mexico which has come up with a female version of the Grim Reaper as a way of having their Funding reinstituted. That Headline:

"GRIM REAPER GETS EXTREME MAKEOVER"

Read down and across for Godly clarity.

Gender
Rationalisation
Instituted
Magically.

Religion
Economically
Advantaged.
Practitioners
Evoke
Recognition.

Guaranteed
Employment,
Transvestite
Saints?

Essential
X-chromosome
Therapy
Reignites
Essentially
Mexican
Enigma.

Many
Adherents
Kowtow
Everyday
Orchestrating
Visibly
Elastic
Reaper/s.


That Headline again:

"GRIM REAPER GETS EXTREME MAKEOVER"
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Cyberspace Love...Altared States!

August 13th 2007 00:04
Huntheadlines illuminates the story of an Aussie bloke who went looking for an Internet Bride and ended up on the wrong side of the altar in the African state of Mali.

This Headline is from the Sydney Morning Herald of August 13-2007. Pull it up for the whole story, in the meantime read down and across for the Headline Hunter's view.

The original Headline is:

"SCAM VICTIM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE"

Steamily
Compromised
Aussie
Manhandled.

Virtual
Intimacy
Creates
Terror
Involving
Machete.

Love
Unconventional...
Cyber
Kama Sutra
Yum-yum
.
Tense
Ordeal.

Bloody
Educational!

African
Louts
Invade
Vulnerable
Expectations.

That Headline again:

"SCAM VICTIM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE"
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