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Pope Downunder

July 17th 2008 10:08
World Youth Day...

The Pope...

Evil Smiles...

Lies....

This Headline comes from today's Sydney Morning Herald, but first a lovely picture...courtesy of the SMH...

arcee , don't ya rekon George?
Money for nothin' and dead sons of God 4 free....



2 for the $ of 1...

Rather like the great Religion itself...

The Headline from the picture plus 2 x interpretations:

"THE POPE'S BIG DAY OUT"...
Read down and across and start believing in something else....go buy a personality...

These
Hedonistic
Egomaniacs.

Pretentious
Obfuscators
Papally
Exhibiting
Solemnity.

Bereft
Idolators
Grab.


Doubtful
Absurdists
Yawn,

Outsourced
Unilateralists
Translate.

OR...

Theologians
Histrionically
Escalate.

Papal
Omniscience
Peppers
Elongated
Soliloquies.

Belligerent
Idiots
Genuflect.

Damaging
Apostles
Yabber.

Outraged
Unbelievers
Terminated.

GO GOD....

THE FINANCIERS ARE STILL PLIABLE!!!!

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Hey it's Pull-pit Time

July 13th 2008 01:41
Brothers and sisters, grab your vestments and throw your money in the bowl, it's here and this Headline comes from today's online SMH and sheds divine light on the current visit to Australia of Pope Portly the 69th and his intention to say sorry to all the children variously raped and set upon by Catholic Clergy over time....it goes like this:

"POPE WILL APOLOGISE."

Read down and across for saintly reinvention.

Primitive
Order
Prefers
Emasculation.

Wily
Initiates
Lancing
Lads.

Antique
Pontiff
Opines
Locally
On
Gloriously
Infamous
Sexual
Evils.

That Headline again:

"POPE WILL APOLOGISE"

So get to it, join up and ruin a youngster today...it's OK, the Pope will apologise afterwards.

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Numbskull Newman!

May 29th 2008 05:24
Pardon the interruption but I have been otherwise engaged and it has taken the antics of a certain dill to get back on the blog.

Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, May 29 and refers to a Melbourne based ex-footballer who has unfortunately "made a name for himself" as an "entertainer" on TV Sports shows and the like.

The Headline goes like this:

"NEWMAN DRAGGED OFF AIR",

and tells the delightful tale of Sam Newman's latest humourous moment when he dressed a mannequin up as a certain female scribe and apparently proceeded to touch its bits live on the moronic Footy Show.

Read down and across for reasonable response.

Neolithic
Egomaniac,
Wickedly
Maleficent
Ancient
Nitwit!

Drongo
Rebuked
After
Gruesome
Grope
Explodes
Dramatically.

Oaf
Famously
Foreclosed.

Active
Idiot
Reversed.

Sam has been taken off air and will undergo counselling.

That Headline again:

"NEWMAN DRAGGED OFF AIR."
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Vatican OUTS Itself.

March 12th 2008 01:38
Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald and refers to the first good thing the Vatican has ever done. That's right the Vatican has outed itself by coming up with 7 modern sins just about all of which it is guilty of. Hallelujah!!!

It goes like this


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Children's Brains Destroyed.

March 6th 2008 02:38
Today's Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of March 6-2008 and goes to the delightful story of a relationship between a prominent Australian Sport and its marketing campaign to win the minds of children around 10 years of age by getting the New South Wales Government to allow a program called "Learning With League" into primary schools.

This insidious intrusion of a mogul-driven professional sport into the mushy still forming headspace of our youngsters is another disgrace in a disgraceful litany of ill-thought stupidities in this nation of drunks, thugs and other similarly challenged football players


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Underbelly...BOYCOTT CRIME NOW.

February 27th 2008 03:00

Today's missive comes from a Headline in the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and refers to the availability of episodes of Underbelly on the net as opposed to watching it on the struggling and demeaning 9 network. Whilst the demise of Channel 9 in any form is an encouraging sign , the appearance of this lowlife murderous rant in any place at anytime is not good news for those who wonder about the effect on sub intellectual criminal types of this sort of programming.

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Return of Corey the Cretin.

February 3rd 2008 02:25
Today's Huntheadlines headline returns to the story of Corey the Cretin who now has a Publicist to bring fulfillment to this rank scumbags' media opportunities. Hallelujah, what a world!!!

Go you Publicists


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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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Corey the Cretin!

January 16th 2008 02:37
Today's Huntheadline headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, January 16-2007 and refers to the decidedly unglamorous and totally insignificant behaviour of a small and useless Melbourne boy who will no doubt go on to bigger and better acts of scumbaggery in the fullness of time. While his parents were away he and hundreds of others created mayhem in a suburb of Melbourne.


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