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Underbelly...BOYCOTT CRIME NOW.

February 27th 2008 03:00

Today's missive comes from a Headline in the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and refers to the availability of episodes of Underbelly on the net as opposed to watching it on the struggling and demeaning 9 network. Whilst the demise of Channel 9 in any form is an encouraging sign , the appearance of this lowlife murderous rant in any place at anytime is not good news for those who wonder about the effect on sub intellectual criminal types of this sort of programming.

The Headline goes like this:

"PIRATED NEW UNDERBELLY EPISODES ONLINE."


Read down and across for frontal lobe opportunities.

Propaganda
Indoctrinates,
Regularly
Assisting
Thuggish
Entertainment's
Discovery.

Ne'er-do-wells
Eliminating
Wantonly.

Unsavoury
Neanderthals
Demonstrating
Evil,
Receiving
Brainless

Encouragement,
Layabout
Lawbreakers...
Yawn.

Endemic
Poxy
Inveterate
Scum,
Organised
Desperados
Evading
Sanction.

Outside
Now...
Life
Involving
Niceties
Exists!

That Headline again:

"PIRATED NEW UNDERBELLY EPISODES ONLINE."

Come on...you can do it...don't watch this crap anywhere.

Except on the inside when your dreams are answered.
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Return of Corey the Cretin.

February 3rd 2008 02:25
Today's Huntheadlines headline returns to the story of Corey the Cretin who now has a Publicist to bring fulfillment to this rank scumbags' media opportunities. Hallelujah, what a world!!!

Go you Publicists!!!

The Headline is from today's online Sydney Morning Herald:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK".

Read down and across for fermented fashionista fabulousness.

Particularly
Alarming,
Regurgitated
Tick
Yelps!

Publicist
Escalates
Serial
Tack.

Classless
Ordinary
Ratbag
Elevated,
Yuck.

Hideous
Elementary
Abomination,
Despairingly
Slight.

Feckless
Obscenity
Rewarded.

This
Horrid
Elf.

Created,
Another
Tiresome
Wanker,
Asinine
Lightweight
Kidult.

That Headline again:

"PARTY PEST COREY HEADS FOR THE CATWALK."
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Britney Bum Pimple Removed.

January 21st 2008 05:18
This Huntheadlines headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today and tells the darkly disturbing tale of the squeezing of the biggest pimple on Britney's delectable bum, her latest amore turns out to have been no better than a common paparazzi go getter who wished to make money out of the relationship. What next??!!

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."

Read down and across for insensitivity writ large.

Singing
Princess
Eliminates
Arsehole
Requiring
Separation.

Duped
Underdressed
Megastar
Prunes
Scumbag.

Pimp
And
Photographer,
Apparent
Romeo,
Actually
Zeitgeist
Zit,
Indubitably.

Britney
Outsources
Y-chromosomes
Falling
Regularly,
Infective
Evildoers
Navigate
Darkly.

That Headline again:

"SPEARS DUMPS PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND."
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Corey the Cretin!

January 16th 2008 02:37
Today's Huntheadline headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today, January 16-2007 and refers to the decidedly unglamorous and totally insignificant behaviour of a small and useless Melbourne boy who will no doubt go on to bigger and better acts of scumbaggery in the fullness of time. While his parents were away he and hundreds of others created mayhem in a suburb of Melbourne.


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