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The iPOD Murders.

December 16th 2007 23:58
Today's Huntheadlines Headline comes from the online Sydney Morning Herald of today , Monday December 17-2007 and tells the sordid tale of the iPOD that doubles as an aquarium thereby leading to the death of the unfortunate fish trapped inside having to pass its last moments listening to Celine Dion or some other horrifying warbler. Let the fish run free...no living creature deserves such a fate. Seriously though, this absolutely sucks.

"THE IPOD SPEAKER THAT COMES WITH BUILT IN TUNA".

Fish
I Hate Boy Bands!


Read down and across for distressing overview.

Torturing
Herrings
Enough!

Idiotic
People
Outdo
Devil.

Salmon,
Pike,
Even
Angelfish
Killed
Entertaining
Reprobates.

Take
Hammers
Attack
Tanks.

Callous
Offering
Musically
Emasculating
Souls(sic).

Wicked
Ipod
Terrifying
Haddock.

Bream
Unite,
Initiate
Liberation
Today.

Inhumane
Neanderthals

Terrifying,
Uncaring,
Neutralising
Allegro.

That Headline again:

"THE IPOD SPEAKER THAT COMES WITH BUILT IN TUNA."

Wait until the Sharks hear about this!!!!

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